Labels:text | human face | clothing | boy | toddler | person | footwear | cartoon | baby OCR: The Chief has sent a memo out to every single cop. The law is clear, abuse of beer has simply got to stop. Some roommates - you know who they are - will be held unreleased, until they can be indicted for Disturbing of the Yeast. Detectives have reported, after getting all the facts, numerous cases of Homebrew forced to perform unnatural acts. Complaints of Homebrew bottles being laid upon their side, being shook up and assaulted, being taken for a ride, and of general harassment, both the physical and mental. The Ninth Amendment clearly states, you have to treat beer gentle. The only time a Home Brew bottle has its bottom up, is after being gently mugged, or poured into a cup, when it gets a thorough rinsing, so that yeast does not adhere, and cause a nasty problem with a later batch of beer. So keep your head, clean up your act, observe the laws of Brew, Make it easy for the Brewer, and he'll make more beer for you. COPYRIGHT 1990 GFOM, permission granted to reproduce in full with attribution to Great Fermentations of Marin, 87 Larkspur, San Rateml Ca 94901 (415) 459-2520.
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